Friday, September 27, 2013

One Question, Sarah Klein:

Did you write those bizarre new commercials for Planet Fitness? I ask because you seem to work out at a gym and hate almost everyone else who does. A bizarre combination, and, apparently, Planet Fitness' newest target demographic.

And by the way -- Planet Fitness is too a gym, duh! How is this No Lunks, No Gymtimidation supposed to work, anyway? That's kind of a rhetorical question. I really doubt that Planet Fitness will be throwing people out and cancelling their memberships because they talk about hot bodies or feeling the burn. If this new series of commercials has any effect at all, it will probably be a wave of new memberships bought by ultra-judgmental, anal-retentive insecure neurotic unbearable people. Guess which fitness-club franchise I don't intend to touch with a 10-foot barbell in the foreseeable future?

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