I Don't Expect A Lot Of People To Understand This Post

Baseball -- Uuuuuuweeeee! Lou Brock!! He's so good -- it's

AMAZING!!!!!

Wow! Philosophy!!! Rrrrrrrrr!! Wuuuuuuuu!!!! Plato's Republic (Greek: Πολιτεία, Politeia; Latin: De Republica) is

LONG!!!!!

Some of his dialogues are just like a dozen pages long, but the Republic (Greek: Πολιτεία, Politeia; Latin: De Republica) is 318 pages long in the MDCCCXCVIII CAROLI FRIDERICI HERMANNI Teubner version and 297 pages long in TOMUS IV of the IOANNES BURNET Oxford Classical Texts edition, FIRST PUBLISHED 1903 REPRINTED 1908, 1913, 1921, 1923, 1931, 1946, 1949, 1952, 1954, 1957, 1961.

That's

LONG!!!!!

But today, I found out that Plato's dialogue The Laws (Greek: Νόμοι; Latin: De Legibus[1]) is even

LONGER!!!!!

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