ETHICS PROBE ON BACHMANN

"We've been probing and probing and probing, and so far we haven't been able to find anything anywhere near Congresswoman Bachmann which remotely resembles ethics. As a possible next step, we're considering trying to determine whether the Congresswoman can spell the word 'ethics.' Some Monday-morning quarterbacks have been suggesting that that's where we should've started, pointing out, for example, that she seems sincere when she says that she believes her husband is heterosexual. I'm not saying that Monday-morning quarterbacks are always wrong."