Thursday, October 31, 2013

Things To Say To People Who Say They Think Celebrities Are Ugly

* "The TMZ Website is THATaway, Pardner!"

* "Just one time I would love to see one picture one of you creeps who are always trashing celebrities, cause I bet not one of you on your very best day could pose for a glam shot by the most talented photographer in the world which would look anywhere near as good as any of these candid shots of celebrities on the worst day of their life when some lowlife scum papparazzo catches them -- No! That was rhetorical! I didn't mean it! I don't want to see a picture of you! NO-ONE WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOU! Please! Put the picture away! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Taste the commenter, and remark: * "Hmm. Bitter!"

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