A Facebook friend wrote about how Unitarians, Quakers and Buddhists travel to San Luis Obispo and asked what other ways there are.
TRAVELER: Do you happen to know how I can get to San Luis Obispo?
NEW ATHEIST: Who CARES?!
TRAVELER: Um... Actually, I do, I'm trying to get there.
NEW ATHEIST: Why don't you ask your GOD to take you there?! *laughs and high-fives other New Atheists*
TRAVELER: Um... Actually, I don't believe in God --
NEW ATHEIST: -- Oh yeah?! Then how can you stand to take your nice little pleasure cruise down to Saint -- whatever it's called, when the world is being tyrannized by superstition?!
TRAVELER: Uhhh... Actually, I'm driving, not taking a cruise.
NEW ATHEIST: It sounds like it was named after some Catholic anyway. What's going on, are they having some child-molesting festival in Saint Whatever? *more laughter and high-fiving among the New Atheists*
TRAVELER: Um... Actually, Frank Lloyd Wright designed a building there, and I'm studying archi --
NEW ATHEIST: Who CARES?!
TRAVELER: Um... *runs away*
NEW ATHEIST: People like that are just getting in our way!
OTHER NEW ATHEISTS: In our way!
NEW ATHEIST: People like that are lukewarm!
OTHER NEW ATHEISTS: Lukewarm!
NEW ATHEIST: A guy like that still lets religious leaders tell him what to think.
OTHER NEW ATHEISTS: What to think!
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