I had a Pilsener Urquell! I had A Pilsener Urquell! Just now! Me! I had one! I had one and I drank it!
You see: the anti-depressants I'm on make one drink feel like several.
And now you know!
I save a lotta money on booze this way! Good thing I'm not driving or leading a battalion into battle!
Whoooo-hoooo! I had a whole beer! Yaaaaaayyyy!
I'll be okay. I cut myself off for today. Wheeeeeeeee!!!