-- required because my license is a certain number of years old. (Otherwise it all gets done online and through the mail.)
My new sticker -- on my license plate.
My new registration -- in my glove compartment.
My appearance in the photo for my new license -- appallingly fat.
My new license -- in the mail.
Estimated total time at the DMV* -- less than 1 hour.
*In the state where I live we don't call it the DMV, but I called it the DMV in this post so readers would know what I'm talking about.