I'm Amurrkin, and yet I've never worn a fanny pack, in the US or anywhere else, nor do I plan to start wearing one. But you know what I find much more ridiculous and pathetic and deplorable than fanny packs? The amount of time and energy which has been expending mocking Amurrkins wearing fanny packs. Also -- is it really only Amurrkins who wear them? You know what -- I don't care -- THERE, I SAID IT!
There is no such thing as a slow news day, only a slow news industry -- THERE, I SAID IT!
Jessica Biel is cute --THERE, I SAID IT!
The Trump campaign is only one of the examples of how the rest of us constantly have to clean up after you MORONS --THERE, I SAID IT!
When speaking complex sentences, the celebrity chefs and other show hosts of the Food Network and the Cooking Channel do not match the quantity of verbs with the verbs' subjects, and this has been going on for decades now -- THERE, I SAID IT!
When I was young I wished I was a chimp -- THERE, I SAID IT!
As the years go by, I find some authors more and more interesting. The opposite has occurred with my reading experience of Dostoyevsky. It's amazing to me to recall that as a teenager I read Crime and Punishment eagerly from cover to cover. And it wasn't even required reading in any class. Now I can barely sum up the interest to read an entire page of that book or any other by Dostoyesvsky. I have no idea what role translations may be playing in this problem. Maybe it's not a problem: maybe I'm just ahead of the curve. Yesterday and today I tried again in vain to interest myself in a pile of Dostoyesvsky paperbacks. Oh, and lest I forget it: no doubt I've lied about the following more than a few times: I've never read The Brothers Karamazov. I've never even read "The Grand Inquisitor," and that definitely was required reading in more than one class I took -- THERE, I SAID IT!
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Monday, September 19, 2016
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Cut And Paste Questionnaire That's Going Around
1. What is your favorite cheese? Gruyere
2. Have you ever smoked? Quit about 20 years ago.
3. Do you own a gun? No
4. What is your favorite ice cream? Delicious ice cream!
5. Do you get nervous before Doctor visits? Yes. I get nervous before all non-routine visits. It's autism + obsessive/complulsive.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? What do you mean?! Are you accusing me of obsessing over phallic symbols?!!!
7. Favorite Movie? The Age of Innocence
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Lavazza Gran Selezione.
9. Do you do push ups? Every day for decades.
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Rolex platinum Daytona, ice-blue dial. You can buy me one through my Amazon public wish list.
11. Favorite hobby? Chess
12. Do you have A.D.D.? What?
13. What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself? There's more than one, but I'm overweight, and I've been thin and wiry, and wiry is better.
14. What is your middle name? Wade
15. Name three thoughts you have right now? 1. Jessica Biel is gorgeous (I dreamed about her last night). 2. Jessica Biel is gorgeous. 3. Jessica Biel is gorgeous.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, water, vegetable juice (generic V-8).
17. Current worry? That I worry too much.
18. Current annoyance right now? My home could be more efficiently heated and cooled and better ventilated.
19. Favorite place to be? In a good hug.
20. How do you ring in the new year? By myself, usually. Recently: asleep, often.
21. Where would you like to go? Berlin.
22. Name three people who will complete this: 1. Jessica Biel 2. Jessica Biel 3. Jessica Biel ("Show me the Jessica Biel." "You had me at 'Jessica Biel.'" "Jessica Biel completes this.")
23. Do you own slippers? Yes
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Light blue.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No.
26. Can you whistle? Yes.
27. What are your favorite colors? All of them.
28. Would you be a pirate? No.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't shower, I bathe.
30. Favorite girls name? Jessica Biel
31. Favorite boys name? Steven Bollinger
32. What’s in your pocket right now? Keys. That's all.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Myself, writing the answers to this survey.
34. Best toy as a child? Stuffed lion. With a mane, but with a huge head compared to the body, like a kitten.
35. Worst injury you ever had? Torn LCL
36. Where would you love to live? Berlin
37. How many TVs do you have? One
38. Who is your loudest friend? Susan.
39. How many dogs do you have? None
40. Does someone trust you? I don't know.
41. What book are you reading at the moment? Magna Carta by JC Holt, 2nd edition.
42. What’s your favorite candy? See's Candy maple-pecan bon bons.
43. What’s your favorite sports team? Notre Dame football.
44. Favorite month? October
2. Have you ever smoked? Quit about 20 years ago.
3. Do you own a gun? No
4. What is your favorite ice cream? Delicious ice cream!
5. Do you get nervous before Doctor visits? Yes. I get nervous before all non-routine visits. It's autism + obsessive/complulsive.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? What do you mean?! Are you accusing me of obsessing over phallic symbols?!!!
7. Favorite Movie? The Age of Innocence
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Lavazza Gran Selezione.
9. Do you do push ups? Every day for decades.
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Rolex platinum Daytona, ice-blue dial. You can buy me one through my Amazon public wish list.
11. Favorite hobby? Chess
12. Do you have A.D.D.? What?
13. What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself? There's more than one, but I'm overweight, and I've been thin and wiry, and wiry is better.
14. What is your middle name? Wade
15. Name three thoughts you have right now? 1. Jessica Biel is gorgeous (I dreamed about her last night). 2. Jessica Biel is gorgeous. 3. Jessica Biel is gorgeous.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, water, vegetable juice (generic V-8).
17. Current worry? That I worry too much.
18. Current annoyance right now? My home could be more efficiently heated and cooled and better ventilated.
19. Favorite place to be? In a good hug.
20. How do you ring in the new year? By myself, usually. Recently: asleep, often.
21. Where would you like to go? Berlin.
22. Name three people who will complete this: 1. Jessica Biel 2. Jessica Biel 3. Jessica Biel ("Show me the Jessica Biel." "You had me at 'Jessica Biel.'" "Jessica Biel completes this.")
23. Do you own slippers? Yes
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Light blue.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No.
26. Can you whistle? Yes.
27. What are your favorite colors? All of them.
28. Would you be a pirate? No.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't shower, I bathe.
30. Favorite girls name? Jessica Biel
31. Favorite boys name? Steven Bollinger
32. What’s in your pocket right now? Keys. That's all.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Myself, writing the answers to this survey.
34. Best toy as a child? Stuffed lion. With a mane, but with a huge head compared to the body, like a kitten.
35. Worst injury you ever had? Torn LCL
36. Where would you love to live? Berlin
37. How many TVs do you have? One
38. Who is your loudest friend? Susan.
39. How many dogs do you have? None
40. Does someone trust you? I don't know.
41. What book are you reading at the moment? Magna Carta by JC Holt, 2nd edition.
42. What’s your favorite candy? See's Candy maple-pecan bon bons.
43. What’s your favorite sports team? Notre Dame football.
44. Favorite month? October
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