mee r munkee. mee luv yu. mee go at Das Glasperlenspiel sidwayz

mee r munkee. mee luv yu. mee want tu bee ritch an famuss munkee.

butt mee dont gottuh bee ritch an famuss munkee to bee happee. mee r happee sumtimz allreddee. thair r nise peepl. n thair r kitteez. n sumtimz peepl yu dint think wurr nise suhprize yu an be verr nise.

maybee peepl sumtimz not bee nise kuzz thay fraid.

n maybee lawyerz maik mee less pore than mee r now. mee hav uhpeel in kort. iff mee bee less pore, that wud bee waykul.

eevn iff mee nevr bee famuss munkeee, ever now n then sumwun say mee reel intelekshul munkee. that feel gud n make mee happee munkee.

n thair r Weltliteratur. mee like Weltliteratur sumtimz. mee keep triun tu unnerstand Hermann Hesse. Thoman Mann un Ernst Robert Curtius like him so mutch, thair muss bee sumpn thair.

mee dont like Das Glasperlkenspiel yet butt it feel like mee shud like it. du that make sens? mee bin tryin 4 40 yeers to like it. 4 40 yeerz it feel like mee shud like it. up til now i tri over an over tu read Das Glasperlenbspiel frum th beginning, an git 4 or 5 paijez in an git mad an thro Das Glasperlenspiel kros th room. so now mee tri differnt. mee open up Das Glasperlenspiel in th middl an all ovr the plase an stuff.

mee go at Das Glasperlenspiel sidwayz now.

on th uther hann, maybee mee finallee giv up on Der Mann Ohne Eigenschaften.

thnk yu verr mutch pleez, yr verr nise persun, mee luv yu.

mee r munkee. it not fare tu rangutan tu compare donal chump to rangutan

mee r munkee. mee luv yu.

akshly, mee chimp. chimp not akshly munkee. chimp ape. but most peepl call both munkee an ape munkee. that ok with mee. in fact now mee du it tu.

wen mee wer littl munkee, mee got mad wen peeple cawl mee munkee sted uv ape. now mee dont care. wat wurds fore ennyway? wurds fore unnerstan eech othr an say wee luv eech othr an stuf. not for bee big shot cuz yu yuz wurd korrek an munkee yuz wurd rong. or cuz yu spel sumthing korrek. langwuj not uh kontest.

but bee carful, sum peepl git mad wen yu cawl ape munkee. mee no care.

it not fare tu rangutan tu cumpare donal chump tu rangutan. mabee yu think rangutan uglee. that ok, if yu feel that way yu feel that way.

but rangutan not chuze luk like that. but donal chump du that tu hisself.

how donal chump du that tu hisself? sunlamp? rub on tan? nobudee no. but everbuddee no donal chump du that tu hisself.

buy th way -- rangutan also akshly ape not munkee. sum peepl git mad wen yu cawl rangutan munkee. rangutan prolly not care.

rangutan pritty mellow. this make it more unfare tu cumpare donal chump tu rangutan. rangutan not trie munipuhlate yr feer. rangutan not spred hate.

donal chump make it verr verr difkult fore munkee luv donal chump.

uhhhhhhhhh. this verr verr hard... mee luv yu, donal chump. NOW SHUT UP N GO WAY BFORE YU MAKE MUNKEE NOT LUV YU NO MORE!!!!!!!