Lyrics to the Theme Song of "The Magnificent Seven"

Here's the tune:



And here are my lyrics:

Robert
Robert Lee-heeee,
I'm gon-
Na kick his knee-hee
Robert
Robert Lee-heee
I'm gonna kick him in the
Knee-kneeknee-kneeknee
The way that he kicked me
I'm gonna kick him in the knee

Robert
Robert Lee-heeee (Yeeee-haw!)
I'm gon-
Na kick his knee-hee-hee
Robert Lee-heee
I'm gonna kick him in the

Knee-kneeknee-kneeknee
He kicked both you and me
Robert Lee-lee-lee
I'm gonna kick his knee
Robert Lee-lee-lee
He kicked us in the knee
Robert Lee-lee-lee
I'm gonna kick him in the knee
The way that he kicked you and

Me-meme-meme
He kicked both you and me
Robert Lee-leelee
I'm gonna kick him

Robert
Robert Lee-heee (Yee haw!)
I'm gon-
Na kick his knee-hee-hee
Robert Lee-hee
I'm gonna kick him in the

Knee-kneeknee-kneeknee
The way that he kicked me
Robert Le-lee-lee
He kicked both you and me
Robert-Lee-leelee... (and so on, forever)

Amanda, I Wanna Be Yr Panda

Amanda

I wanna be yr paaaaaan -- da.

Oh. Uh.

Manda

A big silly bear of a man ta

Make you laugh with my clumsiness and snugglin

Amanda

It could be grand -- uh

If I were yr panda

(Amanda

This guy rilly wants to be yr panda

A great big silly harmless guy to rub yr feet n be real sweet n cook you uh treat n dance with his feet

N give you his heeeearrrrt

Amanda

He rilly rilly rilly rilly rilly rilly wants to be yr panda)

Amanda

Won't you put yr hand -- uh

In mine

Yr so fine n I just

Gotta be yr panda!

Amanda!

I'm making my staaaaand -- uh

Out. on. the. sand. of. the. beach.

I. will. stroll. with. youunderthemoon

Amanda

My love isn't canned -uh

It's fresh and genuine

Amanda

I'd love to be yr panda

Amanda

I think you understand -- uh

Amanda

Ooh I gotsa be yr panda

Amanda

But I'll never demand -- uh

A thing cause I want ya to be happy and free

Amanda

Pleez pleez pleez pleez lemme be yr panda

Amanda

What's the Deal With Airline Peanuts? (A Country-and-Western Song)

What's the deal with airline peanuts?
Why are they so small?
In the space of one half-minute
I could eat them all!



An' I'm not talkin' 'bout just one bag --
I mean all the peanuts on the plane!
What's the deal with airline peanuts?
They're drivin' me insane!