1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth? A toothbrush.
2. Where was your Facebook profile picture taken? Cut-and-pasted from the Internet.
3. Do you play Candy crush? No
4. Who made you laugh last? I don't remember.
5. How late did you stay up last night? Midnight. And last night I managed to not fall asleep in front of the toob.
6. If you could move somewhere else, where would you move? If I could afford serious renovations on this place, I might not want to move at all.
7. Ever been to another country? Lots of 'em! The cool thing is: they're all different in unexpected ways!
8. Which of your Facebook friends lives closest to you? I have no idea.
9. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper? I have no feelings about Dr Pepper.
10. When was the last time you cried? I'm crying right now.
11. Who took your profile picture? I have no idea. (See #2.)
12. Who was the last person you took a picture with? I don't do that selfie thing.
13. What's your favorite season? I'm trying to be more appreciative of all of them.
14. If you could have any career, what would it be? I've got an okay career. I'd just like to get paid.
15. Do you listen to rap music? I may have been the first person to talk to Larry King about rap music. It was 1982. I called his radio show and asked him what he thought of it. He acted like he'd never heard of it: "Rat music?!" "No, Larry. Rap -- like talking."
16. If you could talk to ANYONE right now, alive or dead, who would it be? Maybe Scarlett Johansson or Reese Witherspoon. Would they want to talk to me, is the question.
17. Are you a good influence? Maybe in some ways. In other ways definitely not. I hope I've gotten better at warning people about that...
18. Does pineapple belong on pizza? A great chef can make anything work. But in the case of pineapple on a pizza it would take a stone genius.
19. If you have the remote, what channel are you watching? I'm surfing a lot of the time.
20. Who do you think will fill this out? I don't care, I'm done.
Showing posts with label online questionnaire. Show all posts
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Monday, August 21, 2017
Thursday, August 18, 2016
AMERICA DEMANDED TO KNOW!
1. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE? -- Yes, I'm named after St Stephen, the martyr who forgave the people who were stoning him to death, and that's always completely weirded me out. Please don't stone me to death!
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? -- I'm crying right now.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? -- Nobody has ever liked my handwriting or my brother's handwriting. We're both major brains, but you'd never know from our handwriting.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? -- I refuse to pick just one. I have many favorites.
5. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS -- Not that I know of, heh heh heh!
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? -- Depends which other person I was.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? -- Yes.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? -- No. Not even in a jar or anything.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? -- The idea totally intrigues me, but I think maybe I should lose 50lbs or so first. Don't want that cord to snap. Or stretch too far.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? -- Oatmeal.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? -- No, BEFORE I take them off. When I tie them they're on way too tight to come off.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STRONG? -- Yes, but only physically.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? -- Chocolate.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? -- Depends on the person.
15. RED OR PINK? -- Red, and damn you for making me choose!
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? -- Not being immortal. Literally immortal. This whole dying thing, I'm against it. Aging sucks also. I mean it.
17. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? -- Blue denim shorts, no shoes.
18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? -- A club cracker with melted mozzarella and queso grande and kielbasa.
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? -- Nothing.
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? -- But I'm NOT a crayon, don't you SEE?! *sob*
21. FAVORITE SMELL? -- A beautiful woman up close.
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? -- A paralegal.
23. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? -- Something with beautiful women in it. And it doesn't even have to be a sport.
24. HAIR COLOR THATS REAL? -- Dark brown and grey.
25. Eye color? -- Brown.
26. Do you wear contacts? -- NEVER! NOOOOOOO!!!!
27. FAVORITE FOOD? -- See my answer to #4.
28. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? -- Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy joy!
29. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? -- Hitman: Agent 47 (Excellent cast, pretty snappy action flick. MUCH better than Hitman.)
30. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? -- Green.
31. SUMMER OR WINTER? -- Winter.
32. HUGS OR KISSES? -- If I'm in the mood and I like you that way, sure!
33. FAVORITE DESSERT? -- Not gonna narrow it down.
34. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING? -- Enchiridion Patristicum.
35. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? -- A cup of coffee.
36. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST? -- Robot Chicken.
37. FAVORITE SOUND? -- A really good tenor saxophone. Getz, Rollins, Webster, somebody like that.
38. ROLLING STONES or BEATLES? -- Yeah, okay.
39. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE TRAVELED? -- Depends which starting point you measure from.
40. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? -- Are you kidding? I put the "special" in "Special Olympics"!
41. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? -- On Earth, oddly enough. There has been some mistake, clearly, but I'm trying to make the best of it.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? -- I'm crying right now.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? -- Nobody has ever liked my handwriting or my brother's handwriting. We're both major brains, but you'd never know from our handwriting.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? -- I refuse to pick just one. I have many favorites.
5. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS -- Not that I know of, heh heh heh!
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? -- Depends which other person I was.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? -- Yes.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? -- No. Not even in a jar or anything.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? -- The idea totally intrigues me, but I think maybe I should lose 50lbs or so first. Don't want that cord to snap. Or stretch too far.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? -- Oatmeal.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? -- No, BEFORE I take them off. When I tie them they're on way too tight to come off.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STRONG? -- Yes, but only physically.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? -- Chocolate.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? -- Depends on the person.
15. RED OR PINK? -- Red, and damn you for making me choose!
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF? -- Not being immortal. Literally immortal. This whole dying thing, I'm against it. Aging sucks also. I mean it.
17. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? -- Blue denim shorts, no shoes.
18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? -- A club cracker with melted mozzarella and queso grande and kielbasa.
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? -- Nothing.
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? -- But I'm NOT a crayon, don't you SEE?! *sob*
21. FAVORITE SMELL? -- A beautiful woman up close.
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? -- A paralegal.
23. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? -- Something with beautiful women in it. And it doesn't even have to be a sport.
24. HAIR COLOR THATS REAL? -- Dark brown and grey.
25. Eye color? -- Brown.
26. Do you wear contacts? -- NEVER! NOOOOOOO!!!!
27. FAVORITE FOOD? -- See my answer to #4.
28. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? -- Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy joy!
29. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? -- Hitman: Agent 47 (Excellent cast, pretty snappy action flick. MUCH better than Hitman.)
30. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? -- Green.
31. SUMMER OR WINTER? -- Winter.
32. HUGS OR KISSES? -- If I'm in the mood and I like you that way, sure!
33. FAVORITE DESSERT? -- Not gonna narrow it down.
34. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING? -- Enchiridion Patristicum.
35. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? -- A cup of coffee.
36. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST? -- Robot Chicken.
37. FAVORITE SOUND? -- A really good tenor saxophone. Getz, Rollins, Webster, somebody like that.
38. ROLLING STONES or BEATLES? -- Yeah, okay.
39. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE TRAVELED? -- Depends which starting point you measure from.
40. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? -- Are you kidding? I put the "special" in "Special Olympics"!
41. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? -- On Earth, oddly enough. There has been some mistake, clearly, but I'm trying to make the best of it.
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Cut And Paste Questionnaire That's Going Around
1. What is your favorite cheese? Gruyere
2. Have you ever smoked? Quit about 20 years ago.
3. Do you own a gun? No
4. What is your favorite ice cream? Delicious ice cream!
5. Do you get nervous before Doctor visits? Yes. I get nervous before all non-routine visits. It's autism + obsessive/complulsive.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? What do you mean?! Are you accusing me of obsessing over phallic symbols?!!!
7. Favorite Movie? The Age of Innocence
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Lavazza Gran Selezione.
9. Do you do push ups? Every day for decades.
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Rolex platinum Daytona, ice-blue dial. You can buy me one through my Amazon public wish list.
11. Favorite hobby? Chess
12. Do you have A.D.D.? What?
13. What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself? There's more than one, but I'm overweight, and I've been thin and wiry, and wiry is better.
14. What is your middle name? Wade
15. Name three thoughts you have right now? 1. Jessica Biel is gorgeous (I dreamed about her last night). 2. Jessica Biel is gorgeous. 3. Jessica Biel is gorgeous.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, water, vegetable juice (generic V-8).
17. Current worry? That I worry too much.
18. Current annoyance right now? My home could be more efficiently heated and cooled and better ventilated.
19. Favorite place to be? In a good hug.
20. How do you ring in the new year? By myself, usually. Recently: asleep, often.
21. Where would you like to go? Berlin.
22. Name three people who will complete this: 1. Jessica Biel 2. Jessica Biel 3. Jessica Biel ("Show me the Jessica Biel." "You had me at 'Jessica Biel.'" "Jessica Biel completes this.")
23. Do you own slippers? Yes
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Light blue.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No.
26. Can you whistle? Yes.
27. What are your favorite colors? All of them.
28. Would you be a pirate? No.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't shower, I bathe.
30. Favorite girls name? Jessica Biel
31. Favorite boys name? Steven Bollinger
32. What’s in your pocket right now? Keys. That's all.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Myself, writing the answers to this survey.
34. Best toy as a child? Stuffed lion. With a mane, but with a huge head compared to the body, like a kitten.
35. Worst injury you ever had? Torn LCL
36. Where would you love to live? Berlin
37. How many TVs do you have? One
38. Who is your loudest friend? Susan.
39. How many dogs do you have? None
40. Does someone trust you? I don't know.
41. What book are you reading at the moment? Magna Carta by JC Holt, 2nd edition.
42. What’s your favorite candy? See's Candy maple-pecan bon bons.
43. What’s your favorite sports team? Notre Dame football.
44. Favorite month? October
2. Have you ever smoked? Quit about 20 years ago.
3. Do you own a gun? No
4. What is your favorite ice cream? Delicious ice cream!
5. Do you get nervous before Doctor visits? Yes. I get nervous before all non-routine visits. It's autism + obsessive/complulsive.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? What do you mean?! Are you accusing me of obsessing over phallic symbols?!!!
7. Favorite Movie? The Age of Innocence
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Lavazza Gran Selezione.
9. Do you do push ups? Every day for decades.
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Rolex platinum Daytona, ice-blue dial. You can buy me one through my Amazon public wish list.
11. Favorite hobby? Chess
12. Do you have A.D.D.? What?
13. What’s the one thing you dislike about yourself? There's more than one, but I'm overweight, and I've been thin and wiry, and wiry is better.
14. What is your middle name? Wade
15. Name three thoughts you have right now? 1. Jessica Biel is gorgeous (I dreamed about her last night). 2. Jessica Biel is gorgeous. 3. Jessica Biel is gorgeous.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, water, vegetable juice (generic V-8).
17. Current worry? That I worry too much.
18. Current annoyance right now? My home could be more efficiently heated and cooled and better ventilated.
19. Favorite place to be? In a good hug.
20. How do you ring in the new year? By myself, usually. Recently: asleep, often.
21. Where would you like to go? Berlin.
22. Name three people who will complete this: 1. Jessica Biel 2. Jessica Biel 3. Jessica Biel ("Show me the Jessica Biel." "You had me at 'Jessica Biel.'" "Jessica Biel completes this.")
23. Do you own slippers? Yes
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Light blue.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No.
26. Can you whistle? Yes.
27. What are your favorite colors? All of them.
28. Would you be a pirate? No.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't shower, I bathe.
30. Favorite girls name? Jessica Biel
31. Favorite boys name? Steven Bollinger
32. What’s in your pocket right now? Keys. That's all.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Myself, writing the answers to this survey.
34. Best toy as a child? Stuffed lion. With a mane, but with a huge head compared to the body, like a kitten.
35. Worst injury you ever had? Torn LCL
36. Where would you love to live? Berlin
37. How many TVs do you have? One
38. Who is your loudest friend? Susan.
39. How many dogs do you have? None
40. Does someone trust you? I don't know.
41. What book are you reading at the moment? Magna Carta by JC Holt, 2nd edition.
42. What’s your favorite candy? See's Candy maple-pecan bon bons.
43. What’s your favorite sports team? Notre Dame football.
44. Favorite month? October
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