Saturday, December 24, 2016

1) "I Don't Like Justin Bieber!"

"You don't, huh?"

"No! I am NOT interested in going to the concert!"


"I think his music SUCKS!"


"Totally overrated!"

"You think so?"

"Yes I do!"

"Well I guess that's --"

"In fact, I wouldn't cross the STREET to hear a Justin Bieber concert!"

"I'm sure Justin's going to be very disappointed to hear that."

2) "I finally read Swift's 'Modest Proposal,' and to my enormous disappointment, I found it utterly boring!"

"You don't say."

"I DO say! What, do you actually LIKE it?!"

"Well at the very least it's more interesting than you are."

3) My 5-year-old KID can paint better than Rothko!"


4) "These Norton Critical Editions are a JOKE!"

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