Same Trump, Different Day

William Consovoy, one of our President's lawyers, reacted with disdain to the efforts of Democrats in the House of Representatives to obtain Trump's tax returns, insisting that they've offered no good reason to obtain the documents.

Right. And also, nobody thinks that Trump's father bribed anybody to get him into Fordham and Wharton.

And it's obvious that Trump's comb-over isn't hiding anything.

And no-one would characterize Trump as a liar.

And he's draining the swamp.

And Shaquille O'Neal is not a tall man. Not at all.

And there's nothing whatsoever farcical about President Trump and his administration.

And Trump weighs 239 pounds.

And his base gets furious over the mere suggestion, the mere idea, that some poor people might be getting dozens or hundreds of dollars too much from the government, while remaining oblivious to the millions and billions the Trump administration is ripping off.

And Mexico paid for that beautiful 2000-mile-long wall guarding us from Mexicans. Believe me, folks, I've spoken to some experts on the subject of imaginary walls, and all of them, to an imaginary man, are ecstatic about the quality of our new border wall.

And the crowd at Trump's inauguration was not only the biggest crowd anyone has ever seen, anywhere -- it keeps getting bigger.

And there's no over-compensation involved in Trump's constant use of terms like yuge and biggest ever, what could you possibly even mean, that's ridiculous. YOU'RE the over-compensation!

And America is getting greater, and more beloved around the world, and better-run, and more beautiful, every day.