Friday, July 9, 2021

Trump's Wrath

In this morning's news, Trump's son's girlfriend has "incurred his wrath" by going to work for a Republican candidate for a US Senate seat. Guilfoyle signs up with Greitens -- and incurs Trump's wrath.

The GOP are following a crazy old man who's angry at everyone. 

"By STEVEN BOLLINGER 9/23/2023 8:43 AM -- Inmates celebrating a birthday party at a minimum-security Federal prison in Maryland Tuesday incurred the wrath of their fellow inmate and former President, Donald J Trump, for singing too loudly. 'No wrongfully-convicted prisoner in the history of humanity has endured more horrific and inhumane conditions than me,' Trump said to reporters while simultaneously getting a massage and eating a creme brulee. 'This creme brulee is terrible,' he added, although he finished it anyway. After the massage, Trump led the group of reporters to the prison's gym, where he impressed them by lifting a pair of 5-pound dumbbells and telling them that they weighed 125 pound apiece. 'I'm down to 190 pounds and 6 percent body fat,' Trump said. Neither the assertion about his weight nor the one about his body fat has been confirmed at this time. Sources close to the former President, under strict condition of anonymity, have said that he seems heavier and flabbier than during his term as President, when his personal physician asserted that he weighed 239 pounds."

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