If You Tell Just 1 Person That I Deserve The Nobel Prize In Literature --

-- and that person tells just 1 more person, and that person tells another person, and so forth and so on: together, we can build a better world.

Here: look at this kitty:

-- you feel better already, dontcha? Yeah. Have a great day, everybody! And tommorrow -- have another one!

(PS: Of course, if you were to tell lots and lots of people instead of just one, that'd be even better. Or if you happen to have a cash surplus and you said it on a billboard or in a TV commercial. But if you only say it to 1 other person, that's great also. I mean it.)